Funny Stories

Posted on 25 June 2018


We are happy to share with you a collection of funny stories updated daily. As always, we appreciate your contribution to this collection.

A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand - to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant.

The husband stood up and shrugged saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.

"You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?" the husband asked.

"Exactly," replied the instructor.

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."

-- Story submitted by Lisa Rolf   [Funny Stories]



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A classmate and I were discussing some frustrations of dorm life, and high on my list was the difficulty of keeping others from eating ice cream I'd stored in the fridge."

"I've solved that one," my friend said. "I just wrap my ice cream in a brown paper bag and label it Tofu."

-- Story submitted by Elaine Pancost   [Funny Stories]



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During the opening night performance of our schools musical, while I wasn't on stage I decided to use the restroom. I came out to find two of my fellow actresses putting their hands over my mouth.

Apparently, I had left my microphone on and everyone heard me using the restroom.

-- Story submitted by Porcelain   [Funny Stories]



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Home from her first day of school, my six-year-old daughter announced excitedly that she had made a new friend.

"And guess what? Her mom is a math teacher just like you."

Before I could comment, she paid my profession a great compliment when she continued, "But her dad is just a doctor."

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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