Funny Stories

Posted on 21 September 2017


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I was in a department store dressing room when I overheard a woman in the next booth make disparaging remarks about the clothes she was trying on. Finally, an attendant knocked on her door and asked if there was a specific color or style she could get for her.

"I need a dress for my class reunion," the woman answered. "I don't care what color or style, as long as it makes me look twenty pounds lighter and ten years younger."

From another dressing room I heard a woman call out, "Make that two."

-- Story submitted by Jennifer Dalton   [Funny Stories]



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When I walked into a small cafe in rural Prince Edward Island I had no trouble distinguishing the non-smoking area from the smoking area.

There before me were two neatly printed signs: "Coffee Corner" and "Coughy Corner."

-- Story submitted by Diana   [Funny Stories]



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Our daughter's condo was the target of a break-in. The following morning in church one of her girlfriends came running to her, gave her a big hug, then told her, "You need to either get married or get yourself a pit bull."

A middle-aged usher offered his advice: "Get the pit bull!"

-- Story submitted by Danny   [Funny Stories]



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I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped in a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs, (13 to be exact). I was bruised, bleeding and I had torn my jeans ... but my main concern was, naturally, for my child.

My fears were alleviated though when from behind me I heard a gleeful giggle followed by, "Again!"

-- Story submitted by Mike Brown   [Funny Stories]



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