Funny Stories

Posted on 21 August 2017


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Notes to the Landlord

"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."

"I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off."

"This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."

"The toilet seat is cracked. Where do I stand?"

"I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."

"I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."

"The person next door has a large erection in his backyard, which is unsightly and dangerous."

"Will you please send someone to repair our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."

"Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like to have a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it."

"Could you please send someone to fix the faucet in our bathtub? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us."

"I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting to be too much."

"When the workmen were here, they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a real mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."

-- Story submitted by Hilda Dixon   [Funny Stories]



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My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away.

When I popped in one evening to see how he was managing, he crowed, "I made a cake, frosted it, washed the kitchen windows, cleaned all the cupboards, scrubbed the kitchen floor, walls and ceiling and even had a bath."

I was about to concede that perhaps he was a better manager than his wife, when he added sheepishly, "When I was making the chocolate frosting, I forgot to turn off the mixer before taking the beaters out of the bowl, so I had to do all the rest."

-- Story submitted by Ken   [Funny Stories]



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About two years ago, I was asked to run a virus scan on one company's network of computers. I did and I found a simple harmless virus on each computer in the network. After I reported that to the company's officials, they gasped (literally), then thanked me, then asked me to leave despite my offers to remove the virus with the anti-virus program.

The next day, I found out that they formatted every single hard drive of every computer, backing up only the most important data.

-- Story submitted by ghost   [Funny Stories]



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In December 1993, Atlanta attorney Dennis Scheib stopped by the prosecutor's office on his way to court to represent a new client in a criminal case. Just outside the office, he saw two officers chasing a man down the hall, and he joined in to help.

After the three men caught the escapee and handcuffed him, Scheib learned the man was the client he had been on his way to court to represent.

-- Story submitted by law-n-don   [Funny Stories]



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