Funny Stories

Posted on 20 August 2018


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Some teachers at state universities get to know their students fairly well. One instructor told his communications class of his plans to propose marriage.

A student spoke up and said that he had recently asked his girlfriend to marry him as well.

"What was her answer?" the instructor asked.

"I don't know," the student replied. "She hasn't e-mailed me back yet."

-- Story submitted by Lucy Povey   [Funny Stories]



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Kathryn's 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling once she learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out her own words. From the back seat of the car she'd ask, "Mom, what does FGRPL spell?"

"Nothing," Kathryn said.

Sitting at breakfast she'd suddenly ask, "Mom, what does DOEB spell?"

"Nothing," Kathryn answered.

This went on for several weeks. Then one afternoon as they sat coloring in her room she asked, "Mom, what does LMDZ spell?"

Kathryn smiled at her and said, "Nothing, sweetheart."

The 5-year-old carefully set down her crayon, sighed and said, "Boy, there sure are a lot of ways to spell Nothing!"

-- Story submitted by edd   [Funny Stories]



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I was teaching verb tenses to my second-graders explaining the past, present, and future tenses.

"The past is what has already happened, such as eating your breakfast and morning recess," I explained. "The present is right now; what's happening at this moment. The next tense is about what's going to happen. Does anyone know what we call what's going to happen next?"

"I know," said Dean. "Lunch!"

-- Story submitted by Diana   [Funny Stories]



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Back when I was resource special ed, I had a caseload of kindergarteners and first graders. What a year that was…

One of my 6 year old, nonverbal ID girls ran out of my classroom during a session. She thought it was the funniest thing in the world to run down our dead end hallway and hide in the bathroom around online casinos the corner. I calmly walked out of the room and went after her, taking my time since she would particularly look for me to run after her and give chase.

Suddenly, there's an uproar of screaming and laughter coming from one of the 4th grade classes right next to the bathroom. Several of the teachers come to their doors as I still calmly walked down the hall. My little youngster came running full sprint around the corner, pigtails flying, from the bathroom with her pants, underwear, and everything around her ankles, laughing hysterically.

“Yep”, I called to the other teachers poking their heads out, “that would be one of mine.”

-- Story submitted by kirina   [Funny Stories]



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