Funny Stories

Posted on 22 September 2018


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I knew that as I was getting older, I was finally able to admit that certain things were starting to "slip." In an effort to prevent this memory "slippage," I went enthusiastically to a three-hour seminar on memory improvement.

After an hour I slipped out. I had taken the same course, given by the same professor, last year.

-- Story submitted by George Bridges   [Funny Stories]



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After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?"

Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia.

He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"

-- Story submitted by Gabbro   [Funny Stories]



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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

-- Story submitted by vio-vio   [Funny Stories]



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In 1896, May Irwin and John C. Rice appeared in William Heise's silent screen classic, "The Kiss". The short film (just fifty feet long), featuring the first kiss in cinema history, produced a storm.

Chicago publisher Herbert S. Stone pronounced the film "absolutely disgusting" and called for "police interference": "Neither participant is physically attractive," he complained, "and the spectacle of their prolonged pasturing on each other's lips was hard to bear."

-- Story submitted by Lorraine   [Funny Stories]



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