Funny Stories

Posted on 11 February 2018


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My grandma went to get my twin sister and I a birthday gift. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute, cause you're twins!"

I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to.

-- Story submitted by Sophia   [Funny Stories]



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I thought I would tell you about the closest I've ever come to strangling my husband.

We had only been engaged for a few weeks. We were walking into a convenience store when out came this blonde bombshell - bikini top, tiny shorts, absolutely gorgeous. As she jiggled past us, he took my hand. My heart swelled with pride and love - "even when he sees someone like that, he still thinks of me."

Then he leaned over and whispered, "You'd let me sleep with her, wouldn't you?"

Big mistake.

-- Story submitted by Sandra D.   [Funny Stories]



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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him go down to the principal's office, he was to phone his mother, and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and he returned to the classroom, where he sat down in his seat.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom," she screamed.

"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school ..."

-- Story submitted by duduebt   [Funny Stories]



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In 1998, a big party was organized at Jeff Koons's New York Art studio. The party was meant to honor the memory of the late Nat Tate who was a great American abstract artist. He was said to be troubled and committed suicide by leaping to his death from the Staten Island ferry after destroying 99% of his work. The superstar David Bowie read aloud passages from Tate's biography written by William Boyd that was to be released soon.

Critics kept appreciating Tate's work throughout the party, not even guessing that the work and the person they appear to know about so well were just the pieces of satirical fiction created by William Boyd. Only people to know the truth were Bowie, Boyd and Boyd's publisher.

-- Story submitted by Lorraine   [Funny Stories]



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