Funny Stories

Posted on 22 January 2018


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From "JCPeople", the company newsletter of J. C. Penney, Inc., April 2001, Vol. 3. No. 4.

A Bride to be called to make a change to her wedding Registry. It is common, almost expected, that a bride will change something on her registry at least once (dish pattern, color of towels, etc.). The Customer Service Representative told her J.C.Penney would be happy to make the change. She asked if the bride wanted to change the dishes or the linens. The bride said, "No, keep all that." She just wanted to change the name of the groom.

-- Story submitted by Sara B.   [Funny Stories]



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Peter, my eight-year-old grandson, could hardly wait for his mother's birthday. "Wait till you see the card I have for Mom," he said. "It's the best one I ever made."

The day arrived, and he presented his card. He glowed with pride as his mom admired the nicely drawn flowers and colorful border, then turned inside to read the verse.

"What a great poem, Peter!" she exclaimed. "And you wrote this yourself?"

"Well, I didn't write all of it, just the last part."

"The last part?" his mom said.

"Yes," Peter replied, "the last two lines, 'Your loving son' and 'Peter.'"

-- Story submitted by Kate Lol   [Funny Stories]



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I was volunteering at the library. A kid came up and asked me to help him peel the back off his sticker. It took me so long the kid left. Determined, I still tried to peel it off.

Fifteen minutes later, the librarian came over, looked once at it, and told me it wasn't a sticker.

-- Story submitted by Kira Shelt   [Funny Stories]



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Advice from kids

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time." - Kyoyo, age 11

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." -Amir, age 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." -Kellie, age 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." -Naomi, age 15

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick." -Lauren, age 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." -Joel, age 10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone." -Alyesha, age 13

"Never try to baptize a cat." -Eileen, age 8

-- Story submitted by Jamie   [Funny Stories]



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