Funny Stories

Posted on 18 July 2018


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A friend of mine was visiting a college, which had those security call boxes every few hundred feet. If you were wandering around the campus at night and felt uneasy about somebody following you, for instance, you could hit the button and have a security officer come investigate immediately.

On one of these phones hung a sign that said, "Out of Order."

Underneath it someone had scrawled: "Keep Running!"

-- Story submitted by pasadena   [Funny Stories]



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Our 14-year-old grandson Ian, has always loved our house. During one visit, he remarked about it again.

"You know." I said, "when Granddad and I are gone your dad will inherit this house. Maybe, when you're older, you'll live here, yourself."

"Oh, Grandma," he said, looking around the living room, "that would be great! And I wouldn't change a thing."

I was feeling quite smug about my decor until Ian added, "I mean, look at this stuff! It's just like they had on the Titanic!"

-- Story submitted by Vicky   [Funny Stories]



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I was recently riding with a friend of mine.

We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" He tells me this is how his brother drives.

We come to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" Again, he tells me this is how his brother drives.

We come to a green light, and he slams on the brakes. My heart nearly goes into my throat. I shouted at him, "Why do you do that?!"

He replied, "You never know, my brother could be coming the other way."

-- Story submitted by TB   [Funny Stories]



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My friend's grandmother was taking a walk when a big tough guy walked by and ripped off her fake gold chain.

As he run away with it she reacted ripping off his chain, which was made of real gold.

-- Story submitted by Rob Mara   [Funny Stories]



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