Funny Stories

Posted on 24 February 2018


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When Alexandra, my grandniece, was preparing for her first day of school, she confided in her mom that she was concerned about how her cousin Thomas's behaviour in the classroom might reflect on her. "He burps and screams, he won't listen and he won't sit still," she lamented.

"Well, how did it go at school?" her mom asked her when she picked Alexandra up at the end of the day. "Did Thomas do anything to embarrass you?"

"Oh, no," Alexandra replied. "All the boys are like that!"

-- Story submitted by Betsy   [Funny Stories]



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I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else.

The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra.

-- Story submitted by Sophia   [Funny Stories]



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Malvin Marshall, 27, was finally released from jail in North Charleston, S.C., after being locked up for 6 weeks because a Police field test had found that he had heroin in his pocket.

The state lab had finally gotten around to analyzing the substance, which was determined to be VITAMIN PILLS that had gone through a wash cycle while in his pants pocket.

Said a police lieutenant, "The field test [is] not foolproof."

-- Story submitted by Lamber   [Funny Stories]



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I was following my dad while texting, not really watching where we're going. Suddenly, he ran ahead and I looked up to see what he was doing. We were in the men's bathroom. There were 3 guys at the urinals.

I'm a 15 year old girl.

-- Story submitted by iTerrify   [Funny Stories]



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