Funny Stories

Posted on 13 June 2018


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My daughter was going over to the neighbor's house to visit but didn't want to miss a call from her boyfriend so she took the cordless phone with her.

While at the neighbor's she wanted to check back at home to see if her younger brother was okay. My daughter then picked up the neighbor's phone and dialed our number...

While waiting for someone to answer the phone at home, the phone she brought over with her began to ring. She immediately hung up the neighbor's phone and answered our phone. There was no one there.

She wanted to know who it was who called so she used our phone to call our house. The line was busy...

Getting very frustrated she left the neighbor's to go home and see who was on the phone. No one was on the phone.

My daughter could not figure out what was going on until someone explained it to her.

-- Story submitted by Donna Wilkinson   [Funny Stories]



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While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk...

"Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained.

The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?"

"After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly."

"I think," explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."

-- Story submitted by Monica Finch   [Funny Stories]



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After selling their car, my parents decided to inform me that my car (that I paid for myself) is now going to be the "Family Car".

They also informed me that since it is, after all, my car, I'll still have to pay for the gas and maintenance.

-- Story submitted by Matt   [Funny Stories]



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I realized my little nephew will never know life without Facebook. He'll never know what it's like to go I wonder what happened to that guy Chris from high school?, and then just shrug his shoulders and move on.

-- Story submitted by castor   [Funny Stories]



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