Funny Stories

Posted on 25 February 2018


We are happy to share with you a collection of funny stories updated daily. As always, we appreciate your contribution to this collection.

Actual Email Addresses

1. Isabelle Haydon Adcoc (Toys "R" Us) - ihadcock@tru.com

2. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton Canada) - btkisser@bendover.com

3. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University) - ibballin@bsu.edu

4. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University) - aspicker@pu.edu

5. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home decorating)- beeranbj@myplace.com

6. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) - kissinfk@lvu.edu

7. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) - dickinme@iup.edu

8. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) - blowmegd@dropdrawers.com

9. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - cumminme@fu.edu

10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - eatonsht@dku.edu

-- Story submitted by Eddie Greginson   [Funny Stories]



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While in the Marine Corps, my husband, Greg, was a recruiter in Chicago. One morning he went to pick up a candidate at a crime-ridden high-rise building. He got into the elevator, and to his dismay, was joined by two tough-looking characters who demanded money.

My husband's training came to the rescue. Looking them in the eye, he began his recruiter's pitch. "This might be your lucky day," he told them enthusiastically. "We can use determined, forceful individuals like you in the Marines. How would you like to serve your country?"

By the time he finished, the elevator had stopped at the candidate's floor, and the bewildered thugs quickly disappeared.

-- Story submitted by anonymous   [Funny Stories]



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On our way to my parents' house for dinner one evening, I glanced over at my 15-year-old daughter. "Isn't that skirt a bit short?" I asked.

She rolled her eyes at my comment and gave me one of those "Oh, Mum, you're old fashioned" look.

When we arrived at my folks' place, my mother greeted us at the door, hugged my daughter, then turned to me and looking me over with a critical eye said, "Elizabeth! Don't you think that blouse is awfully low-cut?"

-- Story submitted by Spatch   [Funny Stories]



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Five Amusing Shop Signs

1. Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong: LADIES HAVE FITS UPSTAIRS.

2. Tailor shop, Greece: ORDER YOUR SUMMERS SUIT. BECAUSE IS BIG RUSH, WE WILL EXECUTE CUSTOMERS IN STRICT ROTATION.

3. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO RUSSIA, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.

4. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

5. Shipton-under-Wychwood in Oxon, UK has a local plumber whose van announces: "The Lone Drainer he come pronto."

-- Story submitted by Elaine Porka   [Funny Stories]



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