Jokes

Posted on 17 October 2021


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A beautiful, sexy, good-looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane.

The lady said to him, "Can you help me remove something from my breast please?"

The exciting young man replied, "Wow! It will be my pleasure. So what is it?"

"Your Eyes, idiot!"

-- Joke submitted by gargona   [Jokes]



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A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc.

"Why all the attention?" the friend asked, "You look fine to me."

"I know!" grinned the patient. "But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."

-- Joke submitted by Max Keginalli   [Jokes]



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"Next," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly."

The chief took his place at the lectern. "I'm a little nervous," he began, "getting up before this distinguished audience and speaking today. But not nearly as nervous as I will be tonight when I must go home with my wife, Audrey, and explain Beverly to her!"

-- Joke submitted by pilate   [Jokes]



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One woman stops a taxi. She says, "To the airport, please."

After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says, "You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today."

"Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant."

"Well, you haven't arrived to the airport yet neither."

-- Joke submitted by Carl V.   [Jokes]



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One woman stops a taxi. She says, "To the airport, please."

After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says, "You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today."

"Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant."

"Well, you haven't arrived to the airport yet neither."

-- Joke submitted by Carl V.   [Jokes]



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